He has risen and so has their blood sugar! On this episode of The Draft Podcast the boys draft the best ‘Easter Candy’! Not only are they giving you their best picks from Easter childhood, they also do some taste testing of some brand new (to them) treats!
Happy Easter everyone!
Hit us up on Twitter @TheDraftPod and let us know what your favorite Easter treats are!
On this episode of The Draft Podcast the guys are drafting a form of entertainment that’s been used since the medieval age! They picked the best ‘Puppets’ of all time!
The guys did this in honor of the new movie ‘Happy Time Murders’ that comes out Thursday 8/23. They’re super excited for it and super excited for you to hear, with your cute muppet ears, their teams of GOAT ‘Puppets’!
Hit us up on Twitter @TheDraftPod with any favorites we missed!
On this episode of The Draft Podcast we’re celebrating summer with a ‘Cookout Foods’ draft. Each GM gets to draft 2 meats and 5 sides. These are all of the items you need to throw a successful cookout, BBQ, grill out, meat party, charcoal lunch, back yard meat and great… whatever you want to call it.
Let us know on Twitter who had the most well-rounded menu. @TheDraftPod
On this episode of The Draft Podcast the guys are drafting from a pool of juice, soda and various dairy products. They drafted ‘Non-Alcoholic Drinks’! These are all the best drinks to quench your thirst to. You know they’re the best because we’re drafting professionals.
Let us know on Twitter if you think we covered your favorites or maybe even left something off. @TheDraftPod
We should be calling this one ‘Famous Re-Duos’ because we already tried to record it once. Early on in this podcast endeavor we recorded a ‘Famous Duos’ draft and now it’s a famous, The Draft Pod, mishap. Due to technical error and podcast noobery we recorded a whole episode without Andy’s voice being recorded. What we were left with was Drew and James talking and responding, and long pauses where Andy was talking and responding. It’s a real mind-funk! But alas, we’re doing it again…
This time we’re experienced (older), bigger (fatter), stronger (still weak) and better (much better)! So, strap in and take a ride with us over this cliff of a ‘Famous Duos’ draft! This could include fictional characters or actual famous, real life, people. This episode is definitely an excellent party, so party on dudes!
Let us know on Twitter who had the strongest team of Duos @TheDraftPod!
On this spooktacularly sugary episode of The Draft Podcast the guys draft their teams of Halloween Candy! There’s a lot top prospects in the Halloween Candy game, but the GM’s (General Monsters) did a good job of picking only the beast of the beast! Halloween is so fun guys, and candy is arguably the best part of it all!
These are some good tips to what to look for at your local candy shop before those creatures and ghouls start ringing your doorbell! You’ll want to make those guys treat happy so they don’t trick you.
On this EXTRA SPECIAL episode of The Draft Pod the guys are joined in studio by the hilarious Matt Fernandez. Matt is a nationally touring comedian and Twitter champion (@FattMernandez) with tweets featured on Jimmy Kimmel Live and Ellen!
Andy, Drew, James and Matt draft their teams of cast members for an ‘Expendables Comedy’. Instead of a movie filled with everyone’s favorite action stars on one screen you’ll get everyone’s favorite comedians and comedic actors! There’s strong competition here for the best cast and then there’s Andy… poor, sweet, little Andy.
The guys picked 5 cast members and 3 surprise cameo appearances.
Let us know who won on Twitter @TheDraftPod, hit us up with the team you would pick or give us suggestions on more topics to draft!
On this episode of the Draft Pod we get downright dirty, because ‘Pausable Moments’ refers to that portion of an R-rated movie that you may pause the screen on so you can “take care of business”, “git-r-done” or “make the sad mushroom man cry his milky tears”.
You see, when we were kids moments like this were hard to come by. We didn’t have YouPorn or PornDump or DumpsterTrash, not sure if that last one is a thing. We had to stumble across a magazine in the woods or happen across the tote of VHS’s your recently deceased uncle left in his closet or slip an R-rated movie into the family stack at the rental store. Those are the moments we’re drafting here, the “Pausable Moments” that helped us become men.
It’s gross, it’s disgusting, it’s uncomfortable, but damn is it entertaining. Let us know whose team won @TheDraftPod on Twitter.
On this episode of The Draft Podcast the guys make up some wrestlers. With 5 picks the guys choose a wrestler’s name/gimmick, their catchphrase and their finishing move! This gets out of control really quickly, but it’s the fun kind of chaos…
That reminds me of a wrestler I just made up called Chaos, and he always says “You’ll never guess what I’m gonna do next, BECAUSE I’M UNPREDICTABLE!” and his finisher is the Complete Disorder and Confusion Bomb off the top rope!
See how that works? It’s easy.
Just don’t expect them all to be as politically correct or socially acceptable as that one.
Let us know on the Twit Box who’s wrestlers were best @TheDraftPod
On this intense-stare-down episode of The Daft Pod the guys draft their teams of Rivalries. Rivalries can form anywhere, in the high school lunchroom, in the workplace cafeteria, or even in the MMA break room… or, this would make more sense for the MMA, inside The Octagon. We draft our favorite rivalries from history, sports, landmarks and everything in between!
Let us know who won or hit us up to let us know what teams to draft next! We’re always available on Twitter @TheDraftPod!
On this patriotic episode of The Draft Podcast we draft all things AMERICA! The greatest country in the world has a lot of things it’s known for and we sift through it all to draft our teams of Americana. Happy 4th of July to all you stars and stripes out there!
Listen in and let us know if there are any slices of the american dream that we forgot! Hit us up on Twitter @TheDraftPod and let us know who won, what to draft next, or if you just need someone to talk to.
We drafted made up Band Names, meaning solo artists and groups that don’t exist in real life, just our insane, twisted universes. For all 10 picks we give an Artist Name, Album Name and Song Name. This is a crazy, fun, hilarious episode of The Draft Pod! Enjoy! And we guarantee there are more like this to come!
Let us knows who’s bands or musicians you liked best! @TheDraftPod on Twitter!
Happy Upcoming Father’s Day! Not to say it’s a day to celebrate will-be fathers, but that the day to celebrate fathers that will soon be here. We’ve done the MILF’s episode and shown love to the moms, but we didn’t want dads to think they’re going unnoticed. We here at The Draft Pod appreciate you dads, and this draft’s for you! The guys drafted TV & Movie Dads and you can be for damn sure that the guy pictured in this episode’s cover photo, Dan Conner, was picked to join a squad! Listen up to find out who did!
As always, thanks for listening and send us your questions and comments and suggestions to @TheDraftPod on Twitter!
What’s the one thing all Superhero Movies have in common?
Length. They’re all long as hell.
In honor of that commonality the guys recorded the longest Draft Podcast yet!
Listen, when REALLY COOL nerds get together and discuss nerd topics, there are a lot of opinions to get out. Sit down, strap in and grab a snack from the concession… the guys are about to nerd out like it’s Avengers 4 and they’ve added the whole Marvel Universe to the roster! The guys drafted Superhero Movies for a really long (yet entertaining?) time.
Let us know who won on Twitter @TheDraftPod! Like us? Subscribe and rate the show! And, as always, thanks for listening!
On this tuned up episode of The Draft Podcast, the guys disc-jokey their way through selecting their teams of Dream Music Festivals! These are made up festivals, with packed lineups, that we would love to see! The rules are this… must have one DJ, that’s it!! Put on some comfortable shoes, or no shoes at all, because you’re in for a long sweaty weekend of tripping and rocking sweet jams.
Let us know who won on Twitter @TheDraftPod! Hit any of us up for any reason at all on Twitter @JamesBryin, @ATrainLiner and @XMrSparkleX … and thanks for listening!
On this salty, sugary, sweet episode of The Draft Podcast the guys select their teams of diabetes brawlers! They’re drafting snacks. All your munchie needs are represented here! Pair these picks with our Stoner Movies draft and you’ll be all set up, with everything you need, for a day of waking and baking!
Let us know who won on Twitter @TheDraftPod, or individually @ATrainLiner, @XMrSparkleX and @JamesBryin! Thanks for listening, give us some feedback, subscribe and throw us 5 stars!
Moms, we at The Draft Podcast thank you for everything you’ve done for us and everyone else! Happy Mother’s Day, and in honor of you we drafted our teams of Famous MILFs (Moms I’d Like to Friend because we’re gentlemen). Strap-On and hold tight, we’re making draft history with these teams!
Go to Twitter and let us know who won @TheDraftPod! Thank you for listening!
On this “Quickie” episode of The Draft Pod the guys draft a 5 man team instead of their usual 10. We put “Quickie” in quotes because, well… it’s as long as a normal episode. The idea for quickies in the future will be to have a shorter version of The Draft Pod for those busy fans who just don’t have time to sit and listen for 2 hours. This first foray was extended because ANDY GOT TO BE WITH US LIVE IN STUDIO!
That’s right, the whole gang got together, live in studio, to select their 5 man team of Stoner Movies. The rules are simple, mary jane had to be featured extensively in the movie or have a plot point in the story. So, here it is you pot heads, we drafted Stoner Movies.
Let us know on twitter @TheDraftPod who won and SUBSCRIBE dammit.
You can also catch us solo on Twitter @JamesBryin for James, @xMrSparklex for Drew and @ATrainLiner for Andy!